Chapter 11 Warm Up

ALFONSO: Hummm. Hummm.
(CORINNE turns around and looks at ALFONSO.)
CORINNE: Is everything alright?
ALFONSO: Shhh.
CORINNE: I'm sorry I just wanted to make sure you were ok. You look like you're in pain.
ALFONSO: Block out all outside noises. Block out all outside noises.
CORINNE: If you have a headache, I can run to my dorm and get you some advil.
ALFONSO: Miss, I do not need any advil!
CORINNE: Sorry I was just trying to help.
ALFONSO: Well you can help but shutting your mouth.
CORINNE: What is your problem?
(ALFONSO lifts up his head and faces CORRINE)
ALFONSO: If you need to know so badly, I am trying to align my chakras and open up my spirit.
(CORINNE laughs)
CORINNE: I'm sorry you're what?
ALFONSO: I am trying to clear my mind of all stresses and open up my energy to those around me.
CORINNE: Ok then have fun.
(CORINNE turns her back to ALFONSO.)
ALFONSO: You look stressed. Are you stressed Corinne? Could I get you an advil perhaps?(CORINNE jumps up from the bench and looks at ALFONSO)
CORINNE: How do you know my name?
ALFONSO: Are you stressed about your big calculus midterm Corinne?
CORINNE: How do you know about that? Who are you?
(ALFONSO jumps up from the bench)
ALFONSO: I am The Great and Powerful Alfonso and I have used my mind reading abilities to predict exactly who you are and what you are worried about. And now that I've proven my powers I will be taking over the world as the biggest psychic this earth has ever seen.
CORINNE: A psychic? You're a lunatic, that's what you are.
ALFONSO: Cursed! No one calls Alfonso a lunatic and now you are cursed! You will indeed fail your math exam!
CORINNE: Hey wait a minute. You're in my class. You sit in the desk next to mine.
ALFONSO: Alfonso doesn't know what you're talking about.
CORINNE: [sarcastic] Wow Alfonso, I'm very impressed by your skills. Please tell me more about my future.
(CORINNE laughs and walks away)
ALFONSO: You will regret disrespecting The Great and Powerful Alfonso! You will regret it!
(ALFONSO sits back on the bench and puts his head back into his hands.)
ALFONSO: Hummm. Hummm.